MISSING UNICORN REPORT

DATE PERSON WENT MISSING: 17 APRIL 2011

First Name: Captain

Middle Name: Thunderbolt

Last Name: Awesomeness

Nickname: CTA

Social Security Number: @^$-%*-$@!&

Height: between 4-5 inches tall

Weight:  Light as a feather

Sex: Male

Hair Color: Mane is White, over all color is Pink

Race: Unicorn

Eye Color: Black

Description of clothing that unicorn was last seen wearing:   Purple gloves and Socks.

Scars/Marks:

Last Known Location of missing Unicorn: Sam Wellers Public House, 13-14 Upper Borough Walls Bath BA1 1RH 

The UNICORN went missing (city & state) from: A service station between Bath and Mildenhall, UK

Provide a brief explanation of the incident: My friends and I went to Stonehenge and Bath for the day.  Someone was looking for something in the back of the car where Captain Thunderbolt was riding. When we stopped for petrol he must have slipped out.

Provide any information on the possible destination of unicorn: We suspect that he is on his way to traveling around the UK, Europe and the world.

Was the incident reported to law enforcement: Yes

 Date Reported: 18 April 2011

Law Enforcement Agency Notified:  US Embassy, London, UK

If you locate Captain Thunderbolt Awesomeness, Please contact me IMMEDIATELY via email @ searching.for.cta@gmail.com

I've been Busy

Hi folks! CTA here. It's been a pretty busy few days. I've been to "work," kidnapped, made new friends, dominated the paint selection of a local hardware store and made new friends with dragons, fish and a bunny.

 

It's to early for this... I need more caffeine. 

This guy tried to shrink my head... They call him a "head shrink." He was so charismatic that I almost let him.

Herbert the Hippo had his head shrunk. It'll be okay Herbert. They've got meds to help you cope.

 Oh I love these birds. They're my favorite.

Can you see me now? I'm a TREE.

 YAY Field Trips. I especially LOVE field trips.

 Riding in the car... Shouldn't I have a seat belt on?

 Had I known they were just going to lock me up I would have stayed home. Oy.

 Do you think I can grown a beard like that DRAGON? *snickers* I enjoy a good pun.

 Who lives in a pineapple under the see... IT'S ME!!! I mean Sponge Bob Square Pants

 Fishy Kisses

 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggggg Matey.

 I'm cool enough to be hang with the Toy Story Crowd.

 No one ever said Unicorns could swim... someone get me a snorkel. 

 It's been such a busy day that it's time for a bit of a snooze.

 Is this my new home? I'm not sure I like it... but it's sure is cuddly in here.

Really, it's the only way to get around. Who needs a BMW, Porsche when you've got a Krissy. Seriously, the best. I strongly encourage you to go out and get one.

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

King of the [Paint] World.

 Me? I'm rather neutral towards the violence. Him on the other hand, I couldn't say.

Do you think they'd match my skin tone?

I'm so pretty and witty and BRIGHT....

Believe it or not, they put me in the OVEN! 

First they bake me and then they bathe me. What kind of people own me?

I really want this! She wouldn't share. How RUDE.

Finally passed my driving test so I got to drive home.

This is Shar's friend, "Bagpuss." We're planning lots of adventures. 

Well, like I said. I've been pretty busy the last few days. Please forgive my tardiness when it comes to writing. Speaking of which... I'll be off on another adventure this weekend. Stay tuned from some new shots.

Cheers, CTA.

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Welcome to my blog. I just moved here, to blogger and the UK. My friend Jenn sent me to live with her friend Krissy. I hope Krissy is a nice person. Jenn was kind of silly and I liked that about her. I miss her already. But now it's time to start a new adventure in a new place, with new people!

So here's some info about me:

• I like to drink a nice cold beverage from time to time... but I typically go for water or the sorts. 
• I'm not much of a taker when it comes to politics or religion, but if the right topic comes up it's difficult to get me to shut up.
• I really enjoy music... all kinds. I can dig what you put out. yea hear?!
• My favorite colors are Green, Pink, Purple and Yellow
• My friends tend to call me CTA for short. I'll respond to Captain, Thunderbolt... Captain Awesomeness works too.
• I've been adopted. It's kind of awesome (*snickers*) because I get to travel!
• Randomly, I'll bust a dance move in the middle of the room... for no reason at all other to just do it.
• See the above in regards to singing.

I plan to post photos and stories of my travels! So, keep in touch!

Cheers,
CTA

p.s. This is me.

hi.