DATE PERSON WENT MISSING: 17 APRIL 2011
First Name: Captain
Middle Name: Thunderbolt
Last Name: Awesomeness
Nickname: CTA
Social Security Number: @^$-%*-$@!&
Height: between 4-5 inches tall
Weight: Light as a feather
Sex: Male
Hair Color: Mane is White, over all color is Pink
Race: Unicorn
Eye Color: Black
Description of clothing that unicorn was last seen wearing: Purple gloves and Socks.
Scars/Marks:
Last Known Location of missing Unicorn: Sam Wellers Public House, 13-14 Upper Borough Walls Bath BA1 1RH
The UNICORN went missing (city & state) from: A service station between Bath and Mildenhall, UK
Provide a brief explanation of the incident: My friends and I went to Stonehenge and Bath for the day. Someone was looking for something in the back of the car where Captain Thunderbolt was riding. When we stopped for petrol he must have slipped out.
Provide any information on the possible destination of unicorn: We suspect that he is on his way to traveling around the UK, Europe and the world.
Was the incident reported to law enforcement: Yes
Law Enforcement Agency Notified: US Embassy, London, UK
If you locate Captain Thunderbolt Awesomeness, Please contact me IMMEDIATELY via email @ searching.for.cta@gmail.com
We were in Bath yesterday and I made a special stop in to Sam Weller's and it's still a no go :(
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